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{{Infobox SART Episode
| season_number  = 2
| season_and_ep  = Season 2 Episode 3
| name           = No Such Thing as a Shore Thing
| image          = SART s2e3 banner.jpg
| release_date   = 31 May 2021
| version        = 0.97.0
| watch_url_yt   = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edCoKMnB7_I
| previous       = [[SART S02E02|S02E02]]
| concurrent     = 
| next           = [[SART S02E04|S02E04]]
| nextconcurrent = 
}}

'''[[SAR Tonight]] Season 2 Episode 3''', named '''"No Such Thing as a Shore Thing"''' is an episode that aired on May 31th, 2021.

== Plot ==

{{Character|Joe Cluck}} is removed from their prison cell and is taken with the Rebels as they march across the island singing the [[Official Soundtrack|Rebel's Theme song]]. During this time, {{Character|Donk Patrick}}, {{Character|Howl Michaels}}, and {{Character|Catfive}} prepare the payment for Joe's ransom of {{Currency|Saw ticket|10,011}} SAW tickets, which Catfive delivers to {{Character|The Finch}} near the [[S.A.W. Bamboo Resort|Bamboo resort]].

During this episode, Donk Patrick and Howl Michaels cover what is in {{Item|Health Juice}} before revealing what is contained in it, and the show is conveniently cut off by {{Character|Peep}} changing the channel to a {{Character|Blue Jay Z}} rap video, so they do not get caught by The Finch for watching Super Animal Royale Tonight line segment.

When the show returns from the Superest kills segment, another Joe Cluck that is an {{Animal|Orange Chicken|icon_only=1}} [[Chicken|Orange Chicken]] is revealed to replace the default {{Animal|Chicken}} Joe Cluck who covers the beaches of [[Super Animal World]] and proceeds to get stuck in a {{Item|Giant Giant Clam}} after getting startled by a {{Item|Crab}}. While Peep finds the other Joe getting stuck inside a {{Item|Giant Giant Clam|icon_only=1}} Giant Giant Clam to be comical, the Joe next to them becomes dazed in confusion from seeing himself be replaced.

In the final scene after the Blooper Scooper segment, the show cuts away to advertisements by {{Character|Cackling Carl}} and {{Character|Ms. MacAwesome}}; in the background, Joe Cluck spots SAW forces storming the beach, and a {{Animal|Hippo}} acts as an alarm to alert the [[Super Animal Super Resistance|Rebels]] of the attack, and the episode ends with a {{Weapon|Skunk Bomb}} gassing the room Joe Cluck and Peep are inside.

== Cast ==
''in order of appearance''
* {{Character|Joe Cluck}}
* {{Character|Peep}}
* {{Character|Donk Patrick}}
* {{Character|Howl Michaels}}
* {{Character|Catfive}}
* {{Character|The Finch}}
* {{Character|Blue Jay Z}}
* {{Character|Cackling Carl}}
* {{Character|Ms. MacAwesome}}

== Trivia ==

* Inside of the beach house, an Xbox Series X can be seen to the left of the TV that {{Character|Joe Cluck}} and {{Character|peep}} are watching.
* There is a section after the [[Super Animal Royale]] logo fades away where the replacement {{Character|Joe Cluck}} is released from the [[Giant Giant Clam|Giant giant clam]] and proceeds to default dance to [[Official Soundtrack|Crustacean Oscillation]] with the [[crab]] that startled them.